WinkleGate Part One of Three

Ah yes...the infamous winklegate. This is a reproduction of what is widely considered the funniest AIM chat of all time. It's bascially a bunch of WZ vets having a "conversation" with pseudohacker TCE3838. You can read mroe about him on the main page under October 2002. Read this and decide for yourself if it's funny or not.

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You have just entered room "suicidedd Chat697."
Timamania: ...
suicidedd: Hi
PsychoCirkus00: ..........
Timamania: HI!!!!!
Timamania: 11111
PsychoCirkus00: 1111111111
HendriX705: 2
Timamania: 4
HendriX705: 6
ScubaSin: 8
TCE3838: I talked to the police
HendriX705: the english police?
suicidedd: they weren't the real police you idiot
TCE3838: They were
suicidedd: Adam pretended to be a policeman
HendriX705: *laughs fucking ass off*
TCE3838: No. I rang my police right after that and told them everyhting like the policeman said
PsychoCirkus00: I'm such a fucking loser
PsychoCirkus00: my wife is annoying me
HendriX705: me too troy
PsychoCirkus00: Troy?
HendriX705: look at us
PsychoCirkus00: shut up Big Al
HendriX705: saturday night
HendriX705: at home
HendriX705: on the comp
PsychoCirkus00: true
HendriX705: i should be out
HendriX705: but im here
PsychoCirkus00: brb, gotta reboot
HendriX705: k
suicidedd: You rang the police? You're an idiot. Adam was pretending, you weren't even gonna get in trouble
PsychoCirkus00 has left the room.
HendriX705: who calls the police?
eXitmusiCplease: TCE
HendriX705: and like hell if theyd take him serious
TCE3838: im not allowed on the internet for a while after tomorrow and theyre talking to the admins and owner of the site ot see if he wants to prosecute me
TCE3838: and they called at Adam and he told them stuff
HendriX705: *dies of laughter*
ScubaSin: i bet when TCE woke up this morning he didnt know he was gunna call the police
TCE3838: obvisly
Ghettoman349856: TCE, you silly bastard
TCE3838: why?
suicidedd: **wets self**
Timamania: so whydyou call the police?
ScubaSin: u should let them call u
eXitmusiCplease: what did they do when they called bombo?
eXitmusiCplease: 'Hello is there an 'Admin Bomb' here we can speak to?'
TCE3838: i called police cause i spoke to a policeman who was at Adams house and he told me to
HendriX705: heh
Timamania: why was the police at Adams house?
TCE3838: i dont know
ScubaSin: he was kidding
TCE3838: i think he called them
HendriX705: oh lord
HendriX705: this is too much
ScubaSin: OMG ADMIN WAS KIDDING TCE
Timamania: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!11
ScubaSin: The cops wernt at his house u fool
HendriX705: =-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O
HendriX705: SWERVE!
Ghettoman349856: SWERVE? Where?
ScubaSin: no offense but that was dumb if a cop told u to call them u shouldnt do it
eXitmusiCplease: yeah he was lying in that chat room
Timamania: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Timamania: lmao
PsychoCirkus00 has entered the room.
ScubaSin: If the cops want u tell them to give u a ring a ding ding
Ghettoman349856: this is too much
PsychoCirkus00: SHE FUCKING HATES ME!
Ghettoman349856: toooooooooooooooooo much!
Ghettoman349856: OOOOOOOOOOOOH she fucking hates meeeeeeeee!
TCE3838: im really sorry about it
TCE3838: it went to far
Timamania: why did u wanna do it anyway>?
PsychoCirkus00: Trystan, you did a VERY bad thing
TCE3838: i know i did
TCE3838: and im bein punished
HendriX705: now go to your room
Timamania: By the COps?
TCE3838: i get no internet and probably prosecuted by Brian
ScubaSin: TCE our probably gunna go to jail and get butt fucked by sum old 56 year old dude whose got hairs comeing out of his nose
Timamania: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ScubaSin: if i were u go get sum duck tape and tape your asshole shut
eXitmusiCplease: but hey if it goes to court youmay meet some of your favorite posters
TCE3838: no they said the worst they could do is a fine
Timamania: well i live in Australia
TCE3838: if he wants to prosecute i have to go to court
HendriX705: id certainly do him
PsychoCirkus00: Yo Trys, when did you get AIM?
Ghettoman349856: well Im gonna kill everyone for sheets and gaggles
HendriX705: and where the hell did your parents think of "Trystan"?
ScubaSin: LMFAO i still cant get over the point u fell for adam saying theres a cop at his house
eXitmusiCplease: in WZ court you'll met posters like 'cowboy from hell' 'mustang havoc' admin bomb' 'ghettomod' 'sober jimmy' and the whole gang
PsychoCirkus00: hey at least it's not as bad as Alex
PsychoCirkus00: of John or Tim
ScubaSin: DUDE
HendriX705: or Troy
PsychoCirkus00: or Matt
ScubaSin: if theres a court i wanna come
HendriX705: me too
ScubaSin: i wanna meet jimmy and the admins
TCE3838: my dad was really mad he hit me and grounded me. if we get fined i have to move out or get a job
HendriX705: ill laugh my ass off the whole time
eXitmusiCplease: hehe
Ghettoman349856: Alex Wright is a dumbass
eXitmusiCplease: yeah sin is a witness
ScubaSin: LOL MOVE OUT AT 14
ScubaSin: yea im a witness
HendriX705: and im just there to laugh my ass off
eXitmusiCplease: and we'll meet fairy since she's a mod:-*
ScubaSin: yummay
HendriX705: and if they convict TCE
TCE3838: they said i have a history so its taken more seriously
HendriX705: gonna be like "can you dig that........SUCKAAAAAA"
ScubaSin: a history?
suicidedd: Yes testify that he's a known spammer!
eXitmusiCplease: haha
ScubaSin: lol
Timamania: lol
Timamania: lucky americans
Timamania: :-(
HendriX705: damn right
HendriX705: stupid aussies
TCE3838: Yes, I stole some chips from my shop
HendriX705: all a bunch of crooks
eXitmusiCplease: brb phone
TCE3838: and my dad reported me
eXitmusiCplease: =-O
Timamania: actually,. itll only be the English.
TCE3838: to teach me a lesson
eXitmusiCplease: some chips!
HendriX705: heh
Timamania: coz TCE lives in England
HendriX705: chips
suicidedd: so do I!
Timamania: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
PsychoCirkus00: TCE, What's you last name?
ScubaSin: TCE and Admin live in UK!?!?!?!
TCE3838: yeah thats what you guys call them
PsychoCirkus00: John B. Badd
eXitmusiCplease: yes!
Timamania: yeah
HendriX705: ...
TCE3838: Crisps in the Britain
PsychoCirkus00: .....
TCE3838: i was being nice
ScubaSin: chips meaning computer chips or potatoe chips
HendriX705: we invented potato chips
eXitmusiCplease: potatoe
ScubaSin: ok
HendriX705: heh
TCE3838: potato
HendriX705: potatoe
ScubaSin: lol
HendriX705: dan quayle
eXitmusiCplease: :-)
ScubaSin: your dad turned u in for taking a bag of potatoe chips
ScubaSin: lmfao
TCE3838: he said to teach you a lesson son
HendriX705: your dad sucks
eXitmusiCplease: quiet sin
Timamania: report ur dad for hitting u
eXitmusiCplease: they were ruffles!
eXitmusiCplease: ruffles!
ScubaSin: o ruffels
ScubaSin: sorry 
HendriX705: careful! theyre ruffled!
TCE3838: he just smacked me. not like fist or anything
HendriX705: theyll clog the instruments!
TCE3838: just with his slipper
ScubaSin: lol
eXitmusiCplease: heh
Timamania: lol
TCE3838: hes really nice to me usually
Timamania: cool
eXitmusiCplease: oh dear
ScubaSin: TCE how can u be so dumb to call the cops.. no offense but if i were u i woulda layed low and moved to egypt and eaten cat food
eXitmusiCplease: he used a weapon on you
HendriX705: is the cat food really necessary?
ScubaSin: YES
eXitmusiCplease: for sin...yeah
HendriX705: k
ScubaSin: cat food helps the indigestion
Timamania: lmao
ScubaSin: :-)
HendriX705: *backs away slowly*
ScubaSin: what r u afraid of cat food?
eXitmusiCplease: brians on aim, i wonder if he's gonna IM the UK
PsychoCirkus00: I am SO gonna post this convo in the board room
ScubaSin: lol
PsychoCirkus00: under the "ban Sinister" topic........
eXitmusiCplease: ok
Timamania: lol yeah
ScubaSin: WHAT
eXitmusiCplease: yeah
Timamania: YES!
ScubaSin: BAN SINISTER TOPIC!?!?!?!?!?
HendriX705: we should ban sinister
Timamania: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
PsychoCirkus00: yup
eXitmusiCplease: i didnt post that convo earlier sin
ScubaSin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
eXitmusiCplease: i posted the ban sin thread
ScubaSin: dont ban me:'(
HendriX705: i think its unanimous
ScubaSin: fine im leaving 
ScubaSin: you guys r mean
PsychoCirkus00: =-O
ScubaSin: what did i do to get banned
HendriX705: uhh
HendriX705: stuff
eXitmusiCplease: didnt ask me to the prom
PsychoCirkus00: hey Sin, do you know that you have the same job as Day Wrecker?
ScubaSin: same job as day wrecker what u mean?
eXitmusiCplease: is it blow?
eXitmusiCplease: job
HendriX705: No.
TCE3838: I ahte Adam so much
TCE3838: hate
Timamania: Why?
TCE3838: He told the police stuff when they rang him
ScubaSin: am i really getting banned?
HendriX705: yeah
Timamania: yes
PsychoCirkus00: heck yea
ScubaSin: :-(
HendriX705: :-D
Timamania: BYE.
ScubaSin: bye i guess
TCE3838: He told them that I threatened the boards and he got me in loads of trouble
ScubaSin: c ya later
PsychoCirkus00: i'll visit you in Elmira when I learn hoiw to drive Matty!
PsychoCirkus00: Mattitude!
ScubaSin: bye
TCE3838: im gonna kcik his ass if it goes to court or some shit
ScubaSin: :'(
HendriX705: go home, sinister
Timamania: HA, your 14
eXitmusiCplease: uhhh
eXitmusiCplease: adam is 20
PsychoCirkus00: you're 14 dude
PsychoCirkus00: adam is 20
ScubaSin: i dont know y im getting banned but i guess i deserve i
ScubaSin: it*
PsychoCirkus00: cowboy is 22
HendriX705: yep
PsychoCirkus00: mustang is 17
PsychoCirkus00: brian is 19
TCE3838: I'll still do him
PsychoCirkus00: I'm 67
eXitmusiCplease: ewww
HendriX705: ...
eXitmusiCplease: id do you to
ScubaSin: c ya people tell Wz i will miss it
eXitmusiCplease: :-*
Timamania: EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
TCE3838: I've got a BB Rifle
Timamania: ok
HendriX705: id do you both
HendriX705: :-*
TCE3838: he's fuckin dead
Timamania: BB?
Timamania: lmao
HendriX705: heh
TCE3838: I ahte him. how could he fuckin tell on me
TCE3838: thats bullshit
HendriX705: hahahahahaha
HendriX705: is he a tattle tale?
eXitmusiCplease: he didnt tell
eXitmusiCplease: the cops never came
Timamania: so he didnt tell the cops anything
Timamania: me confused
TCE3838: He did. The cops called his house after I rang them
eXitmusiCplease: in that chat he was lying
TCE3838: And he told everyone
eXitmusiCplease: he was IMing me as he did it
TCE3838: yeah i know
TCE3838: but then i rang my cops and they called him
eXitmusiCplease: he lied
Timamania: o so u rang him?
Timamania: :-\
TCE3838: no the cops rang him
Timamania: oh
HendriX705: uhh...
Timamania: k
TCE3838: So now i'm in shit
TCE3838: Mustang knows loads about it
TCE3838: I think they're ringing hm soon
HendriX705: heh
Timamania: oooh, are they gonna ring all of us?
TCE3838: no
HendriX705: i want them to
TCE3838: admins and site owners
HendriX705: be like "TCE DID IT!!!!!!11"
HendriX705: then hang up
Timamania: lmao
TCE3838: Mustang is a fucking wanker as well he could have stopped this but he's pussy
Timamania: ive only ever talked to 1 person on there forums and his name is.......................
Timamania: PRESTIGE!
Timamania: :-D
Timamania: ;-)
HendriX705: *cough*
TCE3838: Mustang acts all like he tries to help but really he just jacks off while you're talking to him. he didnt help at all
eXitmusiCplease: ok
Timamania: whats this?.... someone asking me for a TestCrushEdge.. what should i tell them??
eXitmusiCplease: *also arouses self*
Timamania: :-D
HendriX705: heh
PsychoCirkus00: 8-)
MustangHavoc has entered the room.
TCE3838: stop telling him you guys he nos wot im sayin
Timamania: So Havoc jacks off when u talk to him TCE?
Timamania: lmao
TCE3838: i dint say that
MustangHavoc: suure
ScubaSin: MUSTANG STOP IT
HendriX705: heh
Timamania: TCE3838: Mustang acts all like he tries to help but really he just jacks off while you're talking to him. he didnt help at all
HendriX705: TCE3838: Mustang acts all like he tries to help but really he just jacks off while you're talking to him. he didnt help at all
HendriX705: heh
Timamania: heh
TCE3838: Just leave please. you dont have to ehar this. im sorry about the lies theyre making up
Timamania: WTF?
MustangHavoc: all well
Timamania: every1 saw u say that
HendriX705: hahahahaha
HendriX705: TCE3838: Mustang acts all like he tries to help but really he just jacks off while you're talking to him. he didnt help at all
HendriX705: TCE3838: Mustang acts all like he tries to help but really he just jacks off while you're talking to him. he didnt help at all
HendriX705: TCE3838: Mustang acts all like he tries to help but really he just jacks off while you're talking to him. he didnt help at all
HendriX705: its right there, trystan
PsychoCirkus00: TCE3838: stop telling him you guys he nos wot im sayin
HendriX705: in black and white
Timamania: DAMN STRAIGHT!
TCE3838: No no. you set up
Timamania: WTF?
HendriX705: charora, we are wasting our time with this guy
suicidedd: MUSTANG LEAVE!
HendriX705: lets get the hell out of here
Timamania: Now we know that your a liar TCE........
suicidedd: I HAVE TO TALK TO THESE GUYS ALONE
ScubaSin: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Timamania: yeah call me
Timamania: :-)
Ghettoman349856 has left the room.
suicidedd: **yawn** why's he still here
Timamania: 77372362663666-my number
HendriX705: 835239064347385383564515316234647989845636423437
HendriX705: ^ my digitz
suicidedd: my real number:
Timamania: *rings*
PsychoCirkus00: suicide has ............a...........a\daughter?????
MustangHavoc: is that a cue for me to leave?
PsychoCirkus00: and a wife??????????
PsychoCirkus00: wtf??????/
suicidedd: heh
suicidedd: so?
Timamania: nah, stay
PsychoCirkus00: =-O
PsychoCirkus00: you're only......24?
PsychoCirkus00: wtf?
suicidedd: mustang it's time for you to leave....quickly!:-D
suicidedd: I think TCE wants to talk to us
suicidedd: he's IMing me telling me to get you out of the room
TCE3838: SHUT UP
Timamania: Mustang turn off Attachments at WZ
suicidedd: why?
Timamania: . . . . . . .
suicidedd: yeah I agree. we should turn them off for the time being
HendriX705: why?
ScubaSin: I AM OUT C YA PEOPLE
HendriX705: oh
HendriX705: viruses and shit
HendriX705: meh
Timamania: yea
MustangHavoc: just because I am wanted to leave
MustangHavoc: I will stya
MustangHavoc: its because I love you TCE
Timamania: sta bro
Timamania: stay*
suicidedd: heh, he's been buggin me since you came in to ask you to leave in ALL CAPS
TCE3838: SHUT UP
Timamania: lmao
MustangHavoc: TCE...share with the class
suicidedd: like that :-)
MustangHavoc: I don't want to be left out
Timamania: YEAH TCE
HendriX705: be funny if TCE died tomorrow
MustangHavoc: it would hurt my feelings
Timamania: I CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS TOO
HendriX705: be like "meh..."
TCE3838: OK FINE I ASKED SUICIDE TO TELL YOU TO LEAVE SO I COULD TALK ABOUT YOU
MustangHavoc: LMFAO
MustangHavoc: I find humor in that..
Timamania: LMAO
MustangHavoc: its like something a 3 year old would say
Timamania: SO DO I8-)
suicidedd: He seems a bit retarded
MustangHavoc: alright...TCE, I'll help you
MustangHavoc: Mustang Havoc is such a dickhead!
MustangHavoc: I can't stand that fucker
ScubaSin: umm Mustard is not cool he should leave and make me a cake
TCE3838: IVE GOT ADD ITS NOT MY FAULT
eXitmusiCplease: mustang made me play santa with him
ScubaSin: i can ADD
ScubaSin: 1+1= 22
ScubaSin: 2*
MustangHavoc: I HOPE MUSTANG FALLS OUT OF A TREE!!
MustangHavoc: do you feel better now TCE?
TCE3838: perfect example of why everyone hates you right there
Timamania: LMFAO
PsychoCirkus00: LAMSPHDLKFHDSGF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
Timamania: WE DONT HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!1
ScubaSin: I HOPE MUSTANG MAKES ME A CAKE!!!!!
eXitmusiCplease: i like havoc, but i hate how rough he is in bed
eXitmusiCplease: ;-)
MustangHavoc: yes everyone hates me
suicidedd: MUSTANG RULEZ 4 LYFE!!!!!!!!1111111
MustangHavoc: share with us TCE why everyone hates the shady one eh
Timamania: YEAH!!
ScubaSin: MUSTARD HASBEEN 4 LIFE!!!
Timamania: : P
MustangHavoc: c'mon TCE...I beez waitin fool
TCE3838: CAUSE YOUR A BACKSTABBING TWO TIMING LIAR!!!!!!
eXitmusiCplease: wait..
eXitmusiCplease: that's cliquefan
TCE3838: ADAM TOLD ME YOU TOLD HIM TO TELL THE POLICE
Timamania: LMFAO
MustangHavoc: BACKSTABBING TWO TIME LIAD!
TCE3838: AND YOU TALKED IN THE BAORD ROOM
TCE3838: I BELIEVE HIM!!!!
MustangHavoc: no I posted in the BR
eXitmusiCplease: uhhhhh
Timamania: BAORD ROOM? NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING
MustangHavoc: call the police?
ScubaSin: I ONLY TWO TIMED SOBER THAT 1 TIME AND I DID IT CAUSE GHETTO PROMISED ME $5
MustangHavoc: dude
MustangHavoc: we live in diffeent countires
Timamania: IVE HEARD OF THE BOARD ROOM
TCE3838: YOUR STUPID
MustangHavoc: YOUR AN IDIOT
Timamania: BURN!
eXitmusiCplease: you all cant spell you're
MustangHavoc: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME NOW THAT I AM TALKING IN CAPS
TCE3838: THATS WHY YOU POSTED IN THE BOARD ROOM TELLING ADAM TO DO IT
ScubaSin: I AM NOT AND IDIOT MUSTANG
TCE3838: HE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT
HendriX705: shut the hell up trystan
eXitmusiCplease: ADAM WAS BSING YOU!
HendriX705: god damn
eXitmusiCplease: I TOLD YOU
HendriX705: everyone hates you
HendriX705: just go get on with your life
MustangHavoc: why would I tell Adam to call the cops?
Timamania: HE GOT YA THERE MUSTANG, YOUR STUPID!!
TCE3838: I AHVE NO LIFE AFTER THIS
eXitmusiCplease: wow
MustangHavoc: U NEVER HAD A LIFE!
TCE3838: MY DAD WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME
Timamania: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!1
Timamania: No life?
Timamania: cmon....
ScubaSin: Mustang is a frickan idiot he should go live with a donkey and start screaming... HAY UN BURRO EN MI PANALONES
MustangHavoc: THEN DON'T DO CRIME IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME
ScubaSin: PANTALONES*
eXitmusiCplease: TCE just put REO to shame on how forums affect ones life
MustangHavoc: WHY THE HELL AM I TALKING IN CAPS
MustangHavoc: I FEEL POWERFUL IN CAPS
MustangHavoc: MUHAHA
Timamania: yeah
ScubaSin: MUSTANG I WILL TAKE YOUR POWER AND USE IF FOR GOOD
MustangHavoc: alright..
ScubaSin: BUT U USE YOUR POWER FOR EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL
MustangHavoc: since TCE is calmed down
MustangHavoc: I can go back to normal chatting
ScubaSin: u will now bake my cake right
TCE3838: REO DID WAY WORSE. WHY DIDNT HE GET IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!
MustangHavoc: jeez.here we go again
ScubaSin: cause REO is a homie
MustangHavoc: REO DID NOT CALL THE COPS DUFUS
Timamania: CAPS!!!!!!1
eXitmusiCplease: he didnt do way worse
eXitmusiCplease: he didnt hack
eXitmusiCplease: he deleted
MustangHavoc: AT LEAST HE DID THE JOB
MustangHavoc: UNLIKE U
eXitmusiCplease: you all threatened to hack
Timamania: LMAO
MustangHavoc: U WERE TO STUPID TO EVEN GET IT DONE
ScubaSin: thats it
eXitmusiCplease: and cliquefan was involved
eXitmusiCplease: seriously CF!
MustangHavoc: AND BESIDES...YOU SUCK
Timamania: YEH ClIQUUUUEE FN WOZ INVOWVLD!
MustangHavoc: now...
MustangHavoc: are we done?
ScubaSin: i threaten to go over to Wz and become admin and ban myself... o yea i will do it trust me u people better sleep with one eye opend cause u dont know when it will happen... BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID
eXitmusiCplease: Cliquefan_420 is 12!!
eXitmusiCplease: 12!!!
ScubaSin: no hes 20
PsychoCirkus00: he's 20 dipshit
Timamania: YEAH HE HAS 2 BIRTHDAYS, CHECK OUT SEPTEMBER BIRTHDAYS IN THE CLANEDER
eXitmusiCplease: 12!!!!
PsychoCirkus00: Sin is 15
ScubaSin: umm im 20
PsychoCirkus00: my ass
eXitmusiCplease: the claneder?
ScubaSin: but i want to be 15
Timamania: AT wz
eXitmusiCplease: OH!
Timamania: :-P
eXitmusiCplease: the claneder
ScubaSin: i feel old all u people can be called retarded teens i am called a retarded dip shit
Timamania: WOOPS
Timamania: CALENDER
TCE3838: CLIQUE TOLD ME HE WAS 26 AND HAD 2 DOGS CALLED MINDY AND A CAT CALLED APRIL
Timamania: SHALALALALA
MustangHavoc: WHY DO WE CARE?
Timamania: LMAO
HendriX705: SHANANANANANANANANA
HendriX705: SHANANANANA
HendriX705: well its time to change
Timamania: shananananananananan
MustangHavoc: TCE...ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO ADD?
HendriX705: its time to re-arrange!
ScubaSin: i threaten to go over to Wz and become admin and ban myself... o yea i will do it trust me u people better sleep with one eye opend cause u dont know when it will happen... BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID
MustangHavoc: or can I talk in lower case?
TCE3838: DONT BE RUDE
MustangHavoc: RUDE?
Timamania: CAPS!!!!!!!!1
HendriX705: sorry, trystan
HendriX705: ill be nicer
TCE3838: ITS OK THANKS
MustangHavoc: LMAO
HendriX705: you deserve all the respect in the world
Timamania: hey guys, Extreme Booker T made his own forum, and he accidently banned himself....... LMAO
MustangHavoc: lmfao!
Timamania: yeah lmao
HendriX705: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TCE3838: EXTREME IS 14 AND OWNS NO ANIMALS
MustangHavoc: THATS GREAT TCE
MustangHavoc: ARE YOU DONE IN CAPS NOW
HendriX705: CAN I BE IN THE CAPS CLUB??
eXitmusiCplease: I MADE A SITE AND SIN BANNED ME AND HIM(THE ONLY ADMINS):-)
Timamania: NO ANIMALS?!??! whoa!!!!
MustangHavoc: NO JIMMY
MustangHavoc: JUST US!
ScubaSin: yea i see u guys arnt nice to me anymore TCE gets all the attention
HendriX705: JIMMY??????????????????????????????
HendriX705: ITS FUCKING JIMI!!!!!!!!
HendriX705: THATS IT
Timamania: shut up sin!
HendriX705: IM DELETING THE FORUMS!
MustangHavoc: LMAO
ScubaSin: JIMI ILL HELP YA
HendriX705: OK ME AND SIN ARE GONNA DELETE THE FORUMS
HendriX705: BE PREPARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
MustangHavoc: TCE THE POLICE STILL AFTER YOU?
Timamania: IM DELETING UR IP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!1
TCE3838: I KNOW ALMOST ALL MY HOMIES NAMES AND HOW MANY PETS THEY HAVE
MustangHavoc: HOMIES?
TCE3838: AND MOST AGES
Timamania: whoa!1
MustangHavoc: ARE YOU BLACK?
TCE3838: NO IM WHITE 
HendriX705: IM DLETING THEM NOW!!!!!!!
MustangHavoc: IF NOT, YOU DO NOT HAVE HOMIES
HendriX705: ALL MY HOMIES
TCE3838: THEY ARE MY HOMIES I ROLL WITH MY CREW
ScubaSin: im a gangster
MustangHavoc: IN THE GHETTO BLING BLING WERD!
HendriX705: im a gangsta
Timamania: WORD.
ScubaSin: im a straight up G
ScubaSin: the gangster life is the life for me
MustangHavoc: TCE..HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Timamania: YO YO
Timamania: TCE IS 10 RIGHT?
ScubaSin: i walk around town with a stak errection tht gave TCE's mom a yeast infection
MustangHavoc: 3...5?
HendriX705: this is an A B conversation so C your way out of it before D jumps over E and F's you up, G!
ScubaSin: stark*
TCE3838: I AM 12 BUT I HAD TO LIE AND SAY 14 TO GET PAST THE AGREEMENT THING WHEN I REGISTER
MustangHavoc: 12..THAT EXPLAINS ALOT
HendriX705: sure does
HendriX705: you bum
Timamania: YEAH
HendriX705: smokin weed
MustangHavoc: look kid
ScubaSin: 12??
TCE3838: BUT IM ALMOST 13 IN JULY 4TH
MustangHavoc: once you grow up some
MustangHavoc: come back
Timamania: YEAH
HendriX705: yeah
MustangHavoc: until then...go
HendriX705: when your balls drop
MustangHavoc: go to barney and friends
Timamania: LMAO
HendriX705: you can come back
TCE3838: YOU SHUT UP
TCE3838: OK
MustangHavoc: or...lego maniacs
TCE3838: ARE WE OK ON THAT
TCE3838: YOU SHUT YOU R FACE
HendriX705: go play with your wwf action figures
MustangHavoc: SHUT R FACE?
ScubaSin: *farts, burps, and sneezes at the same time*
Timamania: TCE, I HAVE A QUESTION... YOU SMOKE WEED RIGHT?
ScubaSin: damn that was funky
MustangHavoc: IS THAT ANOTHER LANGUAGE
Timamania: AND DRINK ALOT
eXitmusiCplease: ill shut my face but im not done typing:-)
Timamania: AND YOUR REALLY TALL
Timamania: ??????????
MustangHavoc: EVERYONE LAUGH AT TCE
MustangHavoc: HAHAHA
MustangHavoc: HAHAA
TCE3838: SHUT UP
Timamania: HAHAHAHAHA
HendriX705: HAHAHAHAHAHA
HendriX705: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MustangHavoc: HAHAHA.....HA
Timamania: SO U LIED TCE?
ScubaSin: tee heheeheh
TCE3838: WEN
Timamania: :-(
HendriX705: AH AHA AH HA
MustangHavoc: HAHA
Timamania: SAYING U SMOKED WEED?
Timamania: SHIT LIKE THAT
Timamania: HEHE
HendriX705: OMG TCE SMOKT WEED???????????//////
ScubaSin: ok thats it *kills mustang* take that biatch
TCE3838: YEAH BUT I SMELT IT
MustangHavoc: TCE DID U START PUBERTY EVEN? OR ARE GIRLS ICKY?
PsychoCirkus00: fuck this shit
Timamania: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HendriX705: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
TCE3838: NO IM PUBERTY YOU DICK
HendriX705: YOURE PUBERTY?
MustangHavoc: YES I DO HAVE A DICK
HendriX705: WELL NICE TO MEET YOU PUBERTY
MustangHavoc: LMAO
Timamania: LMFAO
eXitmusiCplease: no he wants us to Instant message Puberty
HendriX705: COME BACK WHEN YOU LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME
Timamania: LMAO
eXitmusiCplease: User Puberty is not available.
TCE3838: ID TAKE A GIRL IN THE ASS. IS THAT PUBERTY ENOUGH? BITCHES FUCKERS
eXitmusiCplease: he's not on
TCE3838: IVE KISSED A GIRL
eXitmusiCplease: why would a girl be in your ass?
eXitmusiCplease: oh my
Timamania: =-O
eXitmusiCplease: a kiss?
HendriX705: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
MustangHavoc: a kiss?
MustangHavoc: LOOK OUT!
TCE3838: MORE THAN SOME OF YOU HAVE DONE
eXitmusiCplease: =-Odun =-Odun =-Oduuuunnnnnnn
Timamania: HOLY SHIT!!!
HendriX705: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eXitmusiCplease: more than psycho, that's it
eXitmusiCplease: ;-)
TCE3838: BUT IF I WANTED TO ID TAKE ONE IN THE ASS
HendriX705: GUYS HES TOO PUBERTY FOR US
Timamania: WHERED YA KISS HER?????
MustangHavoc: YOU WANT A GIRL UP YOUR ASS?
HendriX705: WAIT WAIT WAIT
HendriX705: YOUD TAKE IT IN THE ASS?
Timamania: PASH?
HendriX705: TCE TAKES IT IN THE ASS!!!!!!!
ScubaSin: holy guackamoley a kiss... damn that is huge and i mean HUGE!!!!!!!!
Timamania: LMAO
Timamania: LMAO
HendriX705: TCE TAKES IT IN THE ASS!!!!!!!
HendriX705: TCE TAKES IT IN THE ASS!!!!!!!
HendriX705: TCE TAKES IT IN THE ASS!!!!!!!
TCE3838: I MEAN ID PUT MY WINKLE IN HER ASS AND RIDE HER ALL NIGHT
MustangHavoc: WINKLE?
eXitmusiCplease: winkle!!!!
ScubaSin: WINKLE?!?!
TCE3838: IM NOT A FAG
MustangHavoc: lmao
Timamania: OH GAWD this is classic
HendriX705: WINKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
TCE3838: COCK
MustangHavoc: DAMN GUYS
TCE3838: DICK
HendriX705: lord this needs to be posted
MustangHavoc: I AM RED IN THE FACE
eXitmusiCplease: is that the UK version of 'PP'?
Timamania: WRINKLE????
ScubaSin: next thing ya know hes gunna say i like to put my shaboinker in guys mouths
eXitmusiCplease: haha
MustangHavoc: WRINKLE! WRINKLE!
MustangHavoc: TCE...DO YOU LOOK AT GUYS SOMETIMES
TCE3838: YEAH OF COURSE
eXitmusiCplease: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..IT'S A SHRIVLER!
HendriX705: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Timamania: LMAO
MustangHavoc: LMFAO
HendriX705: *DIES OF LAUGHTER*
ScubaSin: LMFAO
ScubaSin: MustangHavoc: TCE...DO YOU LOOK AT GUYS SOMETIMESTCE3838: YEAH OF COURSE
MustangHavoc: *ALREADY DEAD AND BACK*
TCE3838: NO I MEAN I JUST LOOK AT THEM I DONT MAKE LOVE OR ANYTHING
ScubaSin: LMFAO
eXitmusiCplease: oh
HendriX705: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MustangHavoc: LMFAO!
eXitmusiCplease: like in hunks?
MustangHavoc: SOMONE HELP ME
HendriX705: BUT YOU THINK ABOUT IT RIGHT
Timamania: *FALLS OFF CHAIR*
eXitmusiCplease: sin saw you there
ScubaSin: so your gay
MustangHavoc: I AM HYPERVENTALATING
ScubaSin: YEA I SAW U THERE
eXitmusiCplease: sin and TCE were in hunks!
Timamania: :-D
Timamania: 8-)
ScubaSin: WAIT I WASNT IN IT
eXitmusiCplease: SIN AND TCE WERE IN HUNKS
ScubaSin: i used the whose online thing at the bottom of the main start place
eXitmusiCplease: no
ScubaSin: umm u wanna bet
eXitmusiCplease: nop
ScubaSin: i bet my dick on it
MustangHavoc: TCE LIKES BOYS AND THEIR WINKLES..LOL
Countryboy Bragg has entered the room.
suicidedd: woah! I just read all that i forgot about this window even bein open. it's fuckin hilarious. i can hardly breath
Timamania: LMAO
Countryboy Bragg: craziness
eXitmusiCplease: haha
HendriX705: THIS IS TOO MUCH
Timamania: LMAO
MustangHavoc: SOMEONE HELP
ScubaSin: TOO COOL
PsychoCirkus00: LMAO
MustangHavoc: I AM HYPERVENTALATING
suicidedd: Post it
PsychoCirkus00: ALEX WRIGHT IS BACK
Timamania: I CANT BREATHE!!!
Timamania: WHERE?
HendriX705: WE'RE POSTING THIS SHIT
suicidedd: so am I. It's crazy
MustangHavoc: HE IS?
MustangHavoc: FUCK!
HendriX705: OMG!!!1
Countryboy Bragg: somebody tell "Hard Kore Kidd" that Rhyno is very far from an ECW legend
TCE3838: YOU GUYS WONT POST SHIT
Countryboy Bragg: that's like saying the Rock is a WWE legend
MustangHavoc: OH YES WE WOULD
ScubaSin: ILL POST THIS
eXitmusiCplease: *has sexual intercourse with the room&
TCE3838: DONT
ScubaSin: OK TELL ME WHEN TO POST THIS
eXitmusiCplease: :-*
TCE3838: YOU ARENT ALLOWED
MustangHavoc: hell..I'll give them permission
eXitmusiCplease: at the end
TCE3838: NO AIM CONVOS!!!!!!
eXitmusiCplease: we are in the BFR
eXitmusiCplease: *BR
MustangHavoc: and no mod is allowed to lock it
MustangHavoc: alright
eXitmusiCplease: ill post it
Timamania: YEAH WE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
HendriX705: IN THE BR
ScubaSin: ne to post it
HendriX705: WE'RE POSTING THIS SHIT
Countryboy Bragg: what the hell are you guys talking about
eXitmusiCplease: i have the whole the thing
MustangHavoc: in the BR
eXitmusiCplease: from start
HendriX705: SO EVERYONE CAN LAUGH AT TCE
MustangHavoc: post it there
Timamania: TCE IS 12
eXitmusiCplease: ok
ScubaSin: nooooooooooo not in ther BR i cant go in thee
Countryboy Bragg: what happened?
eXitmusiCplease: i have the whole thing
ScubaSin: there*:'(
MustangHavoc: TCE, I'LL MAKE IT LEGAL
Timamania: TCE ADMITTED HE IS 12
MustangHavoc: SO WE CAN POST THIS JUST FOR YOU
TCE3838: NO I SAID STUFF I DONT WANT PSOTED
Countryboy Bragg: twelve years old
HendriX705: POST IT IN CHIT CHAT
MustangHavoc: TOO BAD SHITHEAD
Timamania: AND HE KISSED A GIRL!!!!!!!!!11
TCE3838: TWICE
Countryboy Bragg: ewwwwwwwwww
HendriX705: AND STICKIFY IT
Timamania: =-O
TCE3838: YOU RETARD
ScubaSin: CHIT CHAT not BR i cant go in the BR 
TCE3838: NO PLEASE DONT STICKY
MustangHavoc: YOU HOMO!
TCE3838: PLEASE
HendriX705: STICKY!!!
eXitmusiCplease: i wont sticky
HendriX705: AHHH
MustangHavoc: hey guys...
TCE3838: YES!!!!!!
eXitmusiCplease: havoc'll announce it
MustangHavoc: in the BR
Countryboy Bragg: only homos kiss girls
HendriX705: PUT IT IN ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!
Timamania: WHEN DID U KISS HER????
eXitmusiCplease: on da cheek:-*
TCE3838: ON HER LIPS 
MustangHavoc: not publically....yet
eXitmusiCplease: of course not havoc
Timamania: TOUNGE>??!!?!?!?
MustangHavoc: AND DID YOU GO? EWW!
Timamania: :-D
TCE3838: AND I TICKLED HER WINKLE
eXitmusiCplease: he'd get peach fuzz
TCE3838: SEE IM NOT GAY
Timamania: LMAO
MustangHavoc: SHE HAS A WINKLE?
MustangHavoc: LMFAO
eXitmusiCplease: hahahahaha
HendriX705: OH MY!
Countryboy Bragg: wowee
TCE3838: I TCKLED THE WINKLE
Timamania: HAHAHAHAHAAHA
MustangHavoc: WHAT KIND OF GIRL IS SHE?
eXitmusiCplease: *he

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