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TCE3838: HOT
MustangHavoc: IF YOU BOTH HAVE WINKLES
eXitmusiCplease: oooh
MustangHavoc: MUST NOT BE IF SHE HAS A WINKLE
Countryboy Bragg: she has a name damn you
Countryboy Bragg: her name is Rob
TCE3838: NO HER WINKLE IS HER WOMAN
Countryboy Bragg: and she works at Jiffy Lube
eXitmusiCplease: it musta been like a sword fight
TCE3838: MINE IS MY COCK
HendriX705: HER WOMAN?
Timamania: HEY, I HAVE A QUESTION, FOR EVERYONE, WHEN WAS UR FIRST KISS?
Timamania: MINE:11
Timamania: lips!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
Timamania: =-O
MustangHavoc: 8
TCE3838: HER WOMAN YOU FCUKING RETARDS
eXitmusiCplease: elementary school
HendriX705: OMG!!!!!!!!!!11
Timamania: =-O
MustangHavoc: SHE HAS A WOMAN IN HER?
eXitmusiCplease: her women?
joey p angle has entered the room.
eXitmusiCplease: that makes no sense
ScubaSin: lol Elemtary School!!!
TCE3838: HER PUSSY
HendriX705: SHE HAS A WOMAN!!!
Countryboy Bragg: the Masked dude hasn't even kissed a gal I think
joey p angle: brb
TCE3838: I TICKLED THE PUSSY
joey p angle: ordering pizza
Countryboy Bragg: hahaha
eXitmusiCplease: why'd you tickle it?
MustangHavoc: U TICKLED IT? DID SHE LAUGH
Timamania: LMAO
eXitmusiCplease: he he he he he
TCE3838: YEAH SHE SCREAMED
TCE3838: SHE REALLY LIKED IT
eXitmusiCplease: because you're 12
Timamania: hahahahahahahaha
TCE3838: I BET YOU NEVER TOUCHED THE WINKLE
eXitmusiCplease: and she was what?
joey p angle: *says hi to ECT*
HendriX705: WAS YOUR HAND SMELLY?
Timamania: UR MOM DOESNT COUNT
MustangHavoc: THE WINKLE?
eXitmusiCplease: hahaha
eXitmusiCplease: *sniffs*
Timamania: :-D
joey p angle: ih ect
eXitmusiCplease: like fish
MustangHavoc: NO I HAVE NOT TOUCHED "THE WINKLE"
PsychoCirkus00: =-O
joey p angle: brb
TCE3838: SEE YOU RETARD
Countryboy Bragg: where can I find this winkle
MustangHavoc: NO DO I PLAN ON TOUCHING YOUR WINKLE
eXitmusiCplease: there's one in TCE's girls pants hut hut
MustangHavoc: I HAVE TOUCHED PUSSIES..BUT NO WINKLES
joey p angle: i'm still her jack off...just ordering pizza
joey p angle: *here
TCE3838: IM ONLY 12 AND I TOUCHED IT AND I DRY HUMPED MY PILLOQ IN FRONT OF HER YOU FUCKING CHILDISH RETARD
HendriX705: I TOUCHED SIN'S WINKLE!
Countryboy Bragg: the woman inside of TCE's girl?
Timamania: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ScubaSin: WHAT
MustangHavoc: DR HUMPED YOUR PILLOW..WHAT THE FUCK?!?
joey p angle: the woman that lives inside ECT?
MustangHavoc: *CANT BREATHE*
ScubaSin: WHAT DID U DO JIMI
HendriX705: FUCK!
Timamania: LMAO
Countryboy Bragg: TCE has a woman inside of him?
eXitmusiCplease: yeah, in his butt
joey p angle: TCE is a woman?
ScubaSin: WHOA JIMI I ONLY SAID SOBER COULD DO THAT
Timamania: *RUNING OUT OF BREATH*
eXitmusiCplease: uhhhh
PsychoCirkus00: bee are bee
MustangHavoc: *I THINK I AM DYING*
suicidedd: **last breath** funniest AIM covo ever.....can't breath
eXitmusiCplease: *touches the winklie* mmmm mmmmm
Timamania: LMAO
joey p angle: OK...I really gotta order my pizza
eXitmusiCplease: winklie!
eXitmusiCplease: WINKLIE!
Countryboy Bragg: so TCE has a woman in his butt
Countryboy Bragg: ?
Timamania: JIMMY YA GONNA KILL ME
HendriX705: WINKLE=THE NEXT BIG THING
eXitmusiCplease: well
HendriX705: BIGGER THAN MEH
MustangHavoc: WE ARE POSTING THIS IN THE BOARD ROOM!
eXitmusiCplease: it would be a women
TCE3838: I WOULD DRY HUMP ANYTHING IF I TOCUH HER WINKLE AFTER. YOUR ALL TO GYA TO REALISE THAT
Countryboy Bragg: yes...
eXitmusiCplease: but she has a winkle
eXitmusiCplease: so we're not sure
MustangHavoc: DRY HUMP?
Timamania: LMAO
MustangHavoc: WHY NOT HUMP HER DUFUS?
MustangHavoc: INSTEAD OF A PILLOW
Timamania: *DEAD*
HendriX705: WAS SHE COVERING HER MOUTH WHILE YOU WERE DR'ING THE PILLOW?
Timamania: HAHA
TCE3838: SHE WONT LET ME. SHE LIKES TO WQATCH ME DRY HUMP THINGS THEN I TOUCH HER
MustangHavoc: LMFAO
Countryboy Bragg: touch her where?
Timamania: lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
eXitmusiCplease: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MustangHavoc: THAT IS PATHETIC
eXitmusiCplease: *dry humps chair*
eXitmusiCplease: *then does TCE's girl*
eXitmusiCplease: ;-)
Timamania: JIMMY HAS KILLED ME, I CNT BREATHE
Countryboy Bragg: where was her winkle?
Timamania: CANT*
MustangHavoc: DRY HUMPS=MOST STUPID WORD IN THE WORLD
suicidedd: Seriously struggling to breath
suicidedd: think death is coming soon
ScubaSin: TCE's girls is probably Rosie and Jamals sister
Countryboy Bragg: TWIN sister
Timamania: HEH
eXitmusiCplease: vixxen and lolli
MustangHavoc: SO TCE
ScubaSin: yea TWIN
MustangHavoc: AFTER YOU TOUCH A WINKLE
MustangHavoc: YOU HUMP A PILLOW?
suicidedd: Fuck. I'm so red i just looked in the mirror. i might actually be dying
Countryboy Bragg: TCE's girl is "Destiny"
Timamania: LMAO
TCE3838: NO I HUMP SOEMTHING THEN I TOUCH THE WINKLE
Timamania: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
eXitmusiCplease: lmao!
Timamania: HOW?
HendriX705: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
MustangHavoc: LMFAO
Timamania: \;-)
eXitmusiCplease: that's going in my sig!
Countryboy Bragg: hahaha
MustangHavoc: SO YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN RIGHT?
Timamania: HAHAHAHAHAHA
TCE3838: YEAH
MustangHavoc: OR DID YOU LOOSE IT TO THE VACUM CLEANER?
Timamania: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Timamania: *DIES*
suicidedd: FUCK! I woke my wife and my kid by laughing
suicidedd: it's 3AM
MustangHavoc: DON'T SHOW EM THIS
Countryboy Bragg: I must be lonely
MustangHavoc: THIS IS LIKE XXXXXXX RATED
eXitmusiCplease: so you've never inserted the winkle to the uhhhhh holikle?
joey p angle: LOL
MustangHavoc: IN PATHETICNES
HendriX705: YAH
eXitmusiCplease: TCE3838: NO I HUMP SOEMTHING THEN I TOUCH THE WINKLE
suicidedd: My Wifes reading it right now. She's laughing to
eXitmusiCplease: BWAHAHAHA
Timamania: hahahah
suicidedd: Stace is back in bed
Timamania: HI SUICIDES WIFE!!
Countryboy Bragg: did you touch her winkle? or your winkle?
Timamania: DAMN
HendriX705: HAVE YOU EVER PUT YOUR WINKLE IN HER WINKLE?
Timamania: :-(
Timamania: LMAO
MustangHavoc: SO JIMMY
Timamania: WINKLE
MustangHavoc: JIMMI*
Timamania: CLASSIC
MustangHavoc: DOES THAT MAKE A WINKLESANDWHICH?
TCE3838: NO BUT ONCE WE DRY HUMPED THE SAME SPOT RIGHT AFTER EACH OTHER SO WE SORTA HAD SEX
MustangHavoc: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eXitmusiCplease: dear god
Timamania: LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
HendriX705: oh my
suicidedd: Hi Timamania
Countryboy Bragg: where did you dry hump now?
MustangHavoc: *IS DYING*
eXitmusiCplease: *humps arm of chair after cat* im a cat fucker!
Timamania: Hi
joey p angle: his hand
Timamania: TOO MUCH!
Timamania: ...........
ScubaSin: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo i gotta go
MustangHavoc: LMAO
eXitmusiCplease: bye
ScubaSin: i dont wanna go
Timamania: TOODALS
MustangHavoc: SO YOU TAKE URE WINKLES
suicidedd: Funniest AIM convo without a doubt
Timamania: HEY IM LEAVING SOON TOO.....
ScubaSin: sumone save this and send to me
MustangHavoc: AND HUMP CHAIR TOGETHER?
HendriX705: IM SAVING THIS SHIT
Timamania: I HJAVE IT ALL, I HAVE aim+
Timamania: HAVE*
ScubaSin: OK JIMI I WANT THIS TOMORRO
MustangHavoc: HEY ONE OF YOU MODS...
MustangHavoc: POST THIS IN THE BR
Timamania: YEAH
HendriX705: OK
HendriX705: I WILL
MustangHavoc: THIS IS SOME EXTREME FUNNY SHIT
Countryboy Bragg: TCE is black isn't he
HendriX705: ILL LET IT GO FOR A BIT MORE
MustangHavoc: NO, HE'S WHITE
TCE3838: YEAH BUT SHE DOES HERS WITH HER WINKLE COVERED WITH A PIECE OF LEAF AND I DO TO. THATS ONLY WHEN WE PLAY ADAM AND EVE STUFF. SHE GETS OFF ON THAT. I SATISFY HER YOU RETARDED FUCKS
eXitmusiCplease: *rubs nuts on desk* im a factory putter together sexer
MustangHavoc: SO TCE, HAVE U TOUCHED A GUYS WINKLE
Countryboy Bragg: uhoh
joey p angle: of course he has
eXitmusiCplease: satisfy?
TCE3838: NO THATS GAY
eXitmusiCplease: at 12?
MustangHavoc: YOU SATISFY HER?
eXitmusiCplease: with a leaf?
joey p angle: ECT11!!!!
HendriX705: DUDE
HendriX705: YOURE 12
ScubaSin: TCE QUOTE" PLZ PLZ MAKE ME MOD NOW ADMINBOMB PROMISED ME A MOD SPOT NEXT AND LACEKITTEN GOT ONE AND I DIDNT, PLZ MAKE ME MOD"
MustangHavoc: DOESN'T THE CHAIR SATISFY HER?
joey p angle: 11!!!!ECT
eXitmusiCplease: 'reminds you of a tree huh baby..mmm mmm'
suicidedd: Somebody PLEASE post this in Chit Chat
Timamania: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MustangHavoc: I MEAN
HendriX705: YOUD BE LUCKY IF YOU COULD SQUIRT A TABLESPOON
MustangHavoc: IF U NEVE FUCK HER
MustangHavoc: AND THE CHAIR IS DOING ALL THE WORK
MustangHavoc: THEN YOU CAN'T PLEASURE A WOMAN LIKE A CHAIR CAN
Timamania: HEHE
eXitmusiCplease: post it in chit chat suicide
Timamania: ADAM AND EVE
eXitmusiCplease: ill leave it up
MustangHavoc: NO DON'T
eXitmusiCplease: ok
MustangHavoc: NOT NOW...
Timamania: *SIGH*
Countryboy Bragg: he plays adam and eve
TCE3838: BUT I DRY HUMP THE CHAIR FIRST AND SHE SAAYS ITS BETTER
joey p angle: POST IT!!!!11
MustangHavoc: NOT NOW...
Countryboy Bragg: good lord
Timamania: LMAO
MustangHavoc: HOLD ON..
HendriX705: lord jesus...
ScubaSin: Mustang wants more before we post it
joey p angle: NOT JUST YET THOUGH
eXitmusiCplease: *dry humps TCE* so ive indirectly done your girl?
Timamania: HAHA
Countryboy Bragg: I'm going to need therapy after this
TCE3838: SHUT UP
HendriX705: oh my!
MustangHavoc: HEY GUYS..FOR NOW
Timamania: IM GONNA HAVE A LIE DOWN AFTER THIS
TCE3838: IM MORE MAN THAN ANYONE
Countryboy Bragg: you heard the man
eXitmusiCplease: i could just see to first graders off on the play ground humping a slide
Countryboy Bragg: see
MustangHavoc: JUST POST IT IN br
Countryboy Bragg: lol
eXitmusiCplease: more man
eXitmusiCplease: >?
eXitmusiCplease: ?
eXitmusiCplease: ok ill put it in the BR
TCE3838: FINE I DIDNT WANNA SAY BUT ONCE I LICKED HER WOMAN AND SHE POKED MY WINKLE WITH A TWIG FROM THE GARDEN
ScubaSin: I will 2
TCE3838: YOU FUCKING BASTARDS
Timamania: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MustangHavoc: A TWIG??
joey p angle: lol
MustangHavoc: SHE WAS AFRAID TO TOUCH IT?
Countryboy Bragg: this is awful
Timamania: TOO FUCKING MUCH!!
joey p angle: who's woman?
HendriX705: this is more sad than funny
Countryboy Bragg: you licked her and the poked you with a twig?
Timamania: YEAH
TCE3838: SHE DIDNT WANNA TOUCH IT SO SOON SO SHE SAID SHE'D POKE IT WITH STUFF
Countryboy Bragg: HAHAHAHAHAHA
MustangHavoc: IS THIS HOW PEOPLE ACT IN UK?
joey p angle: TCE3838:I LICKED HER WOMAN 
HendriX705: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Timamania: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Countryboy Bragg: I knew I stuck around for a reason
suicidedd: NO not everyone acts like that in the UK
suicidedd: :-o
Timamania: HAH
Countryboy Bragg: what else did she poke it with TCE
joey p angle: *pokes ECT's winkle with a taser*
Countryboy Bragg: seriously I want to know
Timamania: HEHE
MustangHavoc: THANK GOD I LIVE
eXitmusiCplease: ok im posting this in the BR
eXitmusiCplease: any objections?
TCE3838: JUST STUFF WE FOUND. SHE DIDNT WANNA POKE IT MCUH BUT I LICKED HER WOMAN FOR AGES AND POURED STUFF ON IT AND ALL
Countryboy Bragg: uh huh
eXitmusiCplease: hahahah
eXitmusiCplease: poured?
TCE3838: YOUR ALL STUPID RETARDS ANYWAY
eXitmusiCplease: what?
Timamania: TOO FUCKING MUCH
joey p angle: riiiiiight
eXitmusiCplease: goo?
Countryboy Bragg: yeah well what all did you pour on her woman?
TCE3838: JUST WATER
HendriX705: well this has gone too far
MustangHavoc: WE ARE RETARDS?
ScubaSin: ok so let me get this straight u licked her woman so she could poke u with a twig because your dick was to small to touch??
TCE3838: OR IT MIGHT HURT HER
Countryboy Bragg: I see
TCE3838: NO SHE WAS SCARED OF IT. IT WASNT SMALL
MustangHavoc: ALRIGHT
eXitmusiCplease: hahaha
MustangHavoc: EVERYONE CALM DOWN
eXitmusiCplease: scrared
MustangHavoc: AND NOW LAUGH AT TCE
eXitmusiCplease: im posting this
MustangHavoc: HAHAHAHA
HendriX705: im gonna need a drink
joey p angle: hahahahahahahaha
Timamania: HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAA
Countryboy Bragg: what was she scared of?
Timamania: HIS WINKLY
eXitmusiCplease: should i not post it?
TCE3838: I MADE LOVE TO ANOTHER GIRL WHILE I WAS SEEING HER
Timamania: :-D
Timamania: HAHAHA
eXitmusiCplease: but you're a virgin
Countryboy Bragg: while you were looking at her?
TCE3838: BUT WE DIDNT PUT IT IN EACH OTHER
HendriX705: did they both poke your winkle at the same time?
MustangHavoc: LAMO
TCE3838: NO!!!
Timamania: LMAO!!!!!!!!
Countryboy Bragg: what did you and the other girl do
Countryboy Bragg: when you made love
Timamania: KISS!!!!!!!!!1111
TCE3838: I JUST PEED ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND SHE RUBBED IT AROUND
Timamania: ;-)
HendriX705: oh my...
TCE3838: YOUR STUPID FOR ASKING THIS ANYWAY
eXitmusiCplease: peed?
joey p angle: *pees and rubs it on TCE's face*
MustangHavoc: HEY TCE, DO U LIKE GETTING URE WINKLE POKED?
TCE3838: ITS JUST NORMAL STUFF FOR A GUY
eXitmusiCplease: dude you dont pee after sex
eXitmusiCplease: you 'goo'
Countryboy Bragg: totaly I do this stuff all the time
Timamania: LMAO!!!!!!
joey p angle: did you poke her winkle
TCE3838: YEAH IN THE MOVIES THE GUY ALWAYS PEES IN THE WOMAN
TCE3838: NO!!!!!
eXitmusiCplease: what?
MustangHavoc: EWWW/////
eXitmusiCplease: he cums
MustangHavoc: HE CUMS, NOT PEES
eXitmusiCplease: not pees nimrod
TCE3838: SHES A GIRL I LICKED HER WOAMN THATS ALL
joey p angle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HendriX705: OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!
MustangHavoc: SO SHE HAS A WOMAN IN HER
MustangHavoc: AND U LIKE THE WOMAN?
joey p angle: *cracking up*
ScubaSin: ok g2g now so save this and show me tomorro
Timamania: LMAO!!!!!!!1
MustangHavoc: WAS THE WOMAN UPSET?
TCE3838: ON HER. THE WOMAN IS ON ER!!!
Timamania: I WILL SINNY
joey p angle: on ER?
MustangHavoc: THE WOMAN IS IN ER?

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